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    Harvey Arkawy

    True Story!

    Way back in the early ’80s, I had just moved my business to the front of the strip mall.
    One morning, a customer walks into the shop. From the back, I heard the bell ring as the customer entered so I went to greet him. WOW!!!! SHE was gorgeous, about 22 years old and about 5’6″ tall and about a 110 lbs. soaking wet. She was wearing ‘hot pants’, tight enough that they could have been painted on and a halter top that was just long enough to be 1″ below her bust line.
    Me: (Very tongue tied) Hi, how can I help you?
    She: I have my ex-husband’s truck that I got in the divorce settlement outside and I need for you to remove the locks that keep the hood down so I can check the oil. How much will it cost?
    Me: I don’t know. Let’s go out and look at it so that I can determine the cost.
    She: OK.
    I followed her out of the shop. My ears (a metaphor) were ringing from watching her move.
    Outside, she points to a very large Ford pickup, lifted, so the bottom of the chassis was 2 1/2 feet above the pavement. In front, the vehicle had a chrome bumper with matching chrome grill that was large enough to be used as a ladder. The top of the hood was taller than I was, I’m 5’9″, so I step up on to the bumper to view the locks. They were cheap locks and could be picked easily. I told her what the cost would be and she told me to go ahead.
    I picked them, removed them and stepped down.
    She reached into the grill and unlatched the hood. Then she stepped up onto the bumper and took one more step up to get a better grip on the hood to open it and find the dipstick.
    When she bent over to reach for the dipstick, her butt, hidden behind those tight short-shorts was in full view and then her halter top fell away exposing the most beautiful pair of firm ‘C cup’ globes with cherries on top. NO!!!! I did not look away! I stayed there watching just to make sure that if she fell, I could catch her so she wouldn’t get hurt. YES! That was my excuse! My only excuse! And I’m sticking to it!
    After she checked the oil, she said that it was OK. She closed the hood and climbed down. We returned to the shop where she paid me for removing the locks. Actually, for the show that she provided, I should have paid her!
    Oh, if only cellphones with cameras capable of video were available at that time!

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